Hell hath no fury like a woman pranged, especially when £1000 worth of damage has been caused to her brand-new car.
The local resident's 2-month-old, cream-coloured Audi was parked on Eyre Place opposite the junction with Eyre Crescent when, between 10am and 10.20am on 6 November, somebody drove past and scraped it along most of its offside.
There are unconfirmed reports that a brown/gold Renault Megane seen in the area may have been responsible.
Lisa, the owner of the Audi, is not a moaner, but one can understand her annoyance. She asks anyone with information to contact either herself (Mob. 07957 257646) or Lothian and Borders Police.