IN THE PINK

It’s not funny and it’s not clever, but this spectacular splat is nevertheless strangely compelling.

The huge splurge of pink spray-insulation recently squirted onto a fence on Broughton Road creates forms reminiscent of fungus, blancmange, molten lava and masticated bubble-gum.

Despite appearances, they are crusty to the touch.

Spurtle deplores this mis-use of a product better deployed in disabling burglar alarms.