DARK, COLD, WET, AND UNPLEASANT BUT NOT UNSPEAKABLE
Upon being invited to go out and play in the garden this morning, this semi-detached member of the Spurtle team replied simply ‘Bleugh’.
When asked for clarification, he replied ‘Bleuuuch’. With emphasis.
Now, whether these were descriptions of the meteorological conditions, or insulting observations about the intelligence of a human companion who could for one moment think a cat might wish to go out and frolic in them, was not obvious.