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ROUND AND ROUND IN CIRCLES

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They're back.

Like Nazca Lines in the deserts of South Peru, crop circles in Borsetshire, or the embarrassing fungal infection you thought you'd got rid of using a proprietary brand but clearly haven't, pavement mysteries have reappeared outside Artisan Roast on Broughton Street.

Whether they continue as minimalist black and white whorls, or gradually fill with a vaguely Canadian rainbow of colours, remains to be seen. We will observe with interest.

TROUBLE IN THE TROUSER DEPARTMENT

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What do you make of Artisan Roast’s latest A-board on Broughton Street?

Spurtle has been taking soundings, and most of those women we’ve consulted find nothing amiss. They interpret the drawing as either: (a) much love requiring much coffee afterwards; or (b) great coffee coming from lovingly selected and ground beans.