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A stroll about Old Calton Burying Ground has set us thinking.
What had Abraham Lincoln to say in troubled times?
We offer five quotations below, unedited and out of context.
Draw your own conclusions.
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
The problem with HGVs parking on McDonald Place appears to be no better in 2017 than it was in 2016.
Despite repeated appeals to Council officials, and the intervention of Leith Walk Councillor Nick Gardner, lorries continue to occupy the street and disturb locals as they wait to get into the Batleys yard.
The throb, noise and pollution of idling engines, and the obstruction of private property continue to inconvenience neighbours who simply want a little peace.
David Sterratt writes: In partnership with Edinburgh Interfaith Association, Drummond Community High School hosted Holocaust Memorial Day: an Evening of Remembrance, on Wednesday 25 January 2017. An audience of hundreds – from all faiths and none – attended.
44 WEEKS FOR ‘ESSENTIAL UTILITY WORKS’
TH Real Estate – developer of the new St James Quarter – aims to partially shut Leith Street to most traffic for up to 44 weeks between the 2017 and 2018 Edinburgh Festivals.
The Edinburgh International Festival 2017 ends on 28 August this year, and the next one begins on 3 August 2018. That leaves a total window of 48 weeks and two days.
Perry statement
THRE Director of Development Martin Perry told Spurtle:
As March sidles over the horizon with snowdrops in one hand and a bucket of sleet in the other, Spurtle’s Issue 260 brings news of all the latest squalls affecting the barony and beyond.
We kick off with pugilism in high places, and a failure to get to the root of the problem elsewhere. We have word of not-so-jolly green giants leaving our streets, and of African visitors returning to warmer climes.
Stand by for views on planning reform and financially sustainable arts, and a serious blockage that may constipate the city centre for months.
An evening of talks at the Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh (RGBE) next month will cover everything from ‘adhesive for sticking lichens on trees to adventures in the land of the crested macaque’.
Scientists Sally Eaton, Hannah Atkins and Sadie Barber are among those to appear, and will recount ups and downpours in the rainforests of Scotland’s west coast and Sulawesi. They’ll be looking at RBGE’s research and conservation projects, and its unique working relationship between Science and Horticulture.
Was it an army or was it knot?
Possibly, more of an orgy.
Spurtle can't tell the difference between multiple frogs and multiple toads disporting themselves in the altogether (we lost count at 30), but there was certainly no shortage of amphibian activity in the allotment pond beside East Scotland Street Lane this afternoon.
Is your life encumbered by clutter?
Do you yearn for the wide open spaces of an IKEA showroom? A world free of unread novels and knick-knacks and hairballs the size of chihuahuas?
But are you simultaneously incapable of throwing anything away or hoovering?
One local resident has come up with an ingenious solution: cram everything you don’t want but can’t bear to part with into the back of a car. And the front.
OLD ROYAL HIGH DEVELOPERS MAKE CASE
The wait is over.
Duddingston House Properties and Urbanist Hotels’ revised plans for a scaled-down luxury hotel on the old Royal High School site have now been validated and are available online (Ref. 17/0058/FUL).
That is to say, they were briefly available until the Council's ever-unreliable Planning Portal crashed at lunchtime.
Locals campaigning to stop development of Canonmills Bridge have been hoping that planning permission for the site has lapsed.
Their optimism rested on the premise that, to the layperson's eye, work on the project did not appear to have started within the requisite three years since 8 May 2013.
In a minutely phrased statement from City of Edinburgh Council today, those hopes were dashed. Planning officials say the developer is entitled to continue with implementation of the consented scheme.