CLOSE BUT NO MEDAL FOR SPURTLE
These were the inclement conditions in Holyrood Park this afternoon, where Spurtle's Chief Athletics Correspondent unexpectedly found himself competing in some charity fun-run or other over eight gruelling kilometres.
Spurtle's representative, let us just call him Mr Fit, looked supremely confident at the outset and quickly established a commanding lead.
He was even able to take a few photographs over his right shoulder (see below).