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CHUGGERS 2 MUG 0

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‘Do you want to help save the world?’ was the question I was asked as I walked past St Mary’s Cathedral at the top of Broughton Street. 

It wasn’t someone from the Church trying to recruit me. It wasn’t someone who had read my thoughtful prose and thought I would make a useful addition to their cause. No, it was a chugger. 

SPECIAL POTATO FEATURE: HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE

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News was thin on the ground in Broughton today, or if it wasn't, no-one at the Spurtle had time to pick it up. 

Under the ground, though, it was not so much thin as knobbly.

This remarkable pink fir apple potato was recently harvested in a fertile strip of ground behind Drummond Place and Scotland Street.

Pink fir apples were first imported from France in the mid-19th century, but remained popular here among spud enthusiasts long after their peculiar shapes lost them admirers on the Continent.

DIGITAL DISPLAY DEPARTS

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In Issue 235 we reported the surprisingly prompt reaction of City of Edinburgh Council concerning the moving digital display in a Crichton Place kebab shop.

Moving digital display as in a shifting electronically generated font, not as in emotionally charged finger gestures.

Councillor Deidre Brock pursued the case in early October following complaints from constituents who felt the signage was out of place and distracting to drivers exiting Pilrig Street.

GREEN EYES – MISSING NO MORE

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We’re delighted to report that  the young female cat with huge green eyes reported in Breaking news (23.10.14; Issue 235) has been reunited with her family. 

Just days before she was to be re-homed, her owners tracked her down and she has returned instead to the countryside ‘none the worse for her ordeal and everyone delighted’.

The cat had been ‘on holiday’ in the eastern New Town when she got out by accident and then became lost.

EILDRITCH AND UNCHANCY ... GASTROUS GOINGS-ON IN BROUGHTON

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Out and about today across Broughton, Spurtle was glad to see that the barony is entering into the Hallowe'en spirit with a variety of more or less traditional, oddball and chillingly peculiar displays to set the mood.

How many of them do you recognise?

How many can you locate by small clues sometimes hidden in the detail?

Answers will appear at the foot of this page tomorrow.

ISSUE 235 – OUT SOON!

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The new Spurtle is pretty much done, dusted and trundling into boxes ready for distribution across Broughton early in November.

Crime news and price-hikes jostle on page 1 with substandard chips and a local star whom few folk remember.

We continue inside with a blend of bad behaviour, excessive traffic, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish and more rubbish. An item on rubbish follows, then we split hares and cure anxiety, report new places to dine and imbibe, post letters, learn how to paint and remember the dead.

St JAMES QUARTER ... LATEST NEWS

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TIAA Henderson Real Estates' (TH) plans for the new St James Quarter suddenly became a lot clearer during yesterday's 'Information Forum' at the Glasshouse on Greenside. 

Possibly. 

Spurtle was excited by what was on view, and encountered nothing but helpful charm throughout the event.

However, we treat all such corporate persuasiveness with dollops of caution, and so should you. Here's what we think we've winkled out so far.