A SWIFT HALF
On a rare evening outing to the pub, I only had time for a swift half or two and I intended to make the most of it and choose my venue wisely.
I went to the Cask & Barrel, but was put off by the handwritten list of who was and wasn’t allowed in the premises. No children inside, no children outside, no dogs, no goats, no geese, no gnomes. I was so confused after reading the list that I decided to try elsewhere just in case I was thrown out for not complying.