HOTTIES 'WORSE THAN FOOTBALLERS' SAYS WHISKY KISS SUPREMO – T IN THE PARK 2012
'The streets of London are paved with gold!' cried Dick Whittington, a delusional but socially mobile 14th-century pauper-turned-mayor.
Bilfinger Berger, the manufacturers of large holes (which allegedly come with optional tramlines on top), reckon that the streets of Edinburgh are paved with red faces and red tape, lots of it.