OTTER RUBBISH
The latest edition of the Liberal-Democrats' 'election special' freesheet Edinburgh North & Leith News contains the following thought-provoking article which we quote in full:
Otterly Fantastic
A baby otter has been photographed living on the Water of Leith.
Otter boffins say that the sightings are a good indication that the river is healthier now than it was in the 1960s when otters disappeared from the Water of Leith because of pollution.
That's it. Yes, in its entirety. There is no more.