REPLACEMENT RECYCLING REQUISITES READILY AVAILABLE
Has your red recycling bin become so cracked and brittle that cardboard falls out of it? Has your recycling sack split with the strain of Liberal-Democrat election literature? Has your blue recycling bin collapsed under the weight of discarded glass? Since your raincover went missing, have you been ashamed to put out your empty bottles in case neighbours realise how much 'olive oil' you're getting through?