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SIZE OF IT

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Still marvelling at personalised number plate spotted in city centre. Size of some of these SUVs nowadays …

ISSUE 321 – OUT SOON!

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As you read this, advance copies of the September Spurtle are already spreading across Broughton like pizza fragments round a bin full of rats.

Page 1 begins with a temporary fix, an entirely predictable and predicted fiasco, and a ‘feature façade’. It’s all infuriating. Thank God for the clock and the flock.

Fake flowers feature on Page 2, as do too much of a good thing, too little of a good thing, and a dog’s breakfast.